Today our 45th president took the oath of office, solemnly swearing to preserve protect and defend the Constitution of the United States And tonight Kellyanne will go on Fox and explain what he really meant
Hi I'm Ian Dukes and this is the Stupid News After swearing-in today our new president spoke and the Washington Post reported that Trump used 24 new words never before uttered in an inaugural address But the president was simply speaking to the issue Americans fear most- A sad unstoppable Islamic lady trapped in the carnage of a wind-swept urban landscape of rusted tombstones The Secret Service reportedly upgraded the presidential limousine used to carry Donald Trump to his new home in the White House Officials say they added specific safety features with Trump in mind
And now let's check in with the latest from the Street Beat hi I'm Ian Dukes for the stupid news Street Beat Here in Washington DC last night angry left-wing demonstrators threw garbage at Trump supporters attending an inaugural ball Later the protesters retrieved the trash and up-cycled it into funky jewelry Back to you Thanks Ian
Confirmation hearings proceeded this week as Trump's nominee for energy secretary Rick Perry said he regrets his past statements where he called to abolish the Department of Energy Perry now admits it plays a vital role in paying his mortgage Among the other appointments famous Apprentice contestant Omarosa was named to the white house office of public liaison Unfortunately Bret Michaels is now demanding to be put in charge of the poison control center In other news Shark Tank judge Kevin O'Leary is entering politics in his native Canada with his eyes set on a major goal
He wants to become Prime Minister Wonderful British American Tobacco just closed a deal to acquire Reynolds making them the world's largest producer of cigarettes They're also famous as the only company where all the employees are trying to quit One of the Internet's oldest brands Yahoo announced this week they're changing the name of the company to Altaba They're hoping this makes it easier for their target audience to find them in the phone book Finally in entertainment news Netflix will pay comedian Jerry Seinfeld tens of millions of dollars to produce new stand-up specials and comedy series
I guess this answers the question "what's the deal with Netflix?" And that's all the stupid news i can stand If you laughed, drop me a like or comment or subscribe for a taste of italy like mama used to make I'm still Ian Dukes and i'll see you next time
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