The Endless Search of the Man Who Kept Losing Stupid and Useless Things to Weird People and Animals

-You know it didn't have to come to this could've been easily sorted out if you had just told me where it is Been looking for it for months I even asked plants and animals about it Have you seen it? Have you seen this? Sorry, have you se Oh my go But nothing

no sign of it and yet you say nothing Man of few words i see! -NONONONON DON'T TRY TO ESCAPE Look I dont want to kill you but you're leaving me no choice Wow!! I see you like to play dirty! -Threaten me once more and I'll destroy it -WHAT? NO, NO PLEASE, WHERE IS IT? Look, i want fighting as much as you do So, I'll tell you where it is to end with this

-I actually like fighting, that's why I have weapons and ahh things you know? -Fuck it what you want is here in this cave on the other side of the country You can only go on foot or my brothers will hear you

and kill where's that fucker? -Don't hear, don't care -Alright fucker, IT WASN'T THERE, JUST ANSWER ME, WHERE IS MY BREAD?? -I ate it

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