100 Yo Mama Jokes – Can You Watch Them All?

-Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Nickelback was a refund -[SPEAKING GIBBERISH] [MUSIC PLAYING] -Yo mama's so fat, when she dies in "Call of Duty," the player gets a five-person kill streak

Is there a package ready for direction? Show us where you want it [FART] [MUSIC PLAYING] Yo mama's so ugly, One Direction went the other direction -Of course, I prefer boys, but ew, what an ugly lady [SCARY LAUGH] [MUSIC ONE DIRECTION, "WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL"] -That's not– I'm holding that for a friend Yo mama's so hairy, when she gave birth to you– [SCREAM] –you got carpet burn, bro

Yo mama's so stupid, she though seaweed was something that fish smoke -I'm freaking out -Yo mama's so short, she'd hang-glides on a Dorito Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got diabetes -One, two, type two diabetes

Wait, that's not funny -Yo mama's so ugly, Bob the Builder said– -I can't fix that So let's bury her -Yo mama's so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live Get it? Yo mama's so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas

[MUSIC – "JOY TO THE WORLD"] Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out of her window, she got arrested for mooning -It was your face, huh? That's what they all say Get in the car -Yo mama's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent -Yo moms is dumb

-Yo mama's so old, when she farts dust comes out Oh, God, it stings my nostrils Oh, my god! Yo mama's so fat, she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack -Just get in the fricking car -Yo mama's so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr Pepper

Yeah Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night -(CRYING) Why? She's got skin tags, man -Yo mama's so fat, she had to be baptised at Sea World What I'm trying to say is your mother's a whale, a whale of a good time

Yeah Yo mama's so stupid, she though fruit punch was a gay boxer -Did somebody say KO? KO -Yo mama's so hairy, Big Foot took her picture, Oh, kid, I found him I'm gonna be a frickin' millionaire

Yo mama's so ugly, when she went into a haunted house, she came out with a job application -Oh, God, what is that thing? [SCREAM] -Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew Stupid lady, that's a refreshing beverage Geez Yo mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry

-Oh, put her away, man She's touching me with the same hands she uses to touch her skin tags Ah! [SCREAM] -Yo mama's so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven [CRASH] A lot of paperwork, thanks to your fat dead mom Yo mama's so short, you can see her legs on her driver's license photo

-How do you even freakin' drive this car? -Shh -Yo mama's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk -I'm coo-coo for food stamps -Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone -Get in the car

-Yo mama's so fat, half of her is in a parallel universe -Damn, girl Come over here Huh? -Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weed whacker -Oh come on, man

This is just racist -What are you doing using my weed whacker? Yo mama's so old, when I told her to act her age, she freakin' died Smells like decomposition Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg getting off the toilet [HUMMING] Except we're hot, hot– [SCREAM] What the hell was that? Yo mama's so frickin' fat, her splash attack does damage

Yo mama's so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man busted through her wall, he said– –oh, no No No -Yo mama's so fat, when she climbed into a monster truck, it became a low rider -Yo, dog

We heard how much you like doughnuts, so we put a donut inside of your donut Yo mama's so stupid, she yelled into an envelope– [SCREAM] –because she wanted to send a voice mail Come on! Some– someone, someone tell this, uh, bitch how to do stuff Yo mama's so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye (HIGH VOICE, JAPANESE ACCENT) Oh, you are so ugly

Oh, goodbye, goodbye What the fuck is a Hello Kitty? Yo mama's so old, she sat next to Moses in third grade -Let my Trapper Keeper go -Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't need internet She's already world wide

That's a huge bitch Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a drug test by taking all of the drugs Pop the Molly, I'm sweatin' Woo! Yo mama's so hairy, she stars in "Donkey Kong" games God damn those fucking bees

Oh those bees Fuck Yo mama's so fat, when she made PS3 account, the entire network crashed Come on I just want to place some "Battlefield 3

" Yo mama's so ugly, her reflection said– -I quit [MUSIC SARAH MCLACHLAN, "IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL"] Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck -What goes up must come down, unless we talking about yo fat mama -Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl

-You know what killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age Cool -Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang -Now that's a belt -Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares

-You need an extreme makeover, bitch Wake me up, damn it! -Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her -You're despicable -Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's She also tried putting them in alphabetical order

Yo mama's so ugly, not even goldfish crackers smile back And they are know for their smiles But that's not the point here The point is your mom's ugly and you should feel bad Yo mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas

And it's still printing I'm going to owe Kinko's like a million dollars Yo mama's so poor, she hangs toilet paper out to dry So where would I thank you Yo mama's so ugly, when she played "The Scary Maze Game," the picture said, I quit And then your momma took the job

Oh, god Yo mama's so fat, Stephen Hawking based his black hole theory on her asshole Damn it, Hawking -No -Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan Man

-Madam, you are disgusting Here is a magnum to put over your head -Come one, pass that shit over here Stop Bogarting the joint Yo mama's so short, when she smokes weed, she can't even high

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on the iPod, she made the iPad Yeah Yo mama's so poor, she went to KFC to lick people's fingers Ah, gross, what the fuck, lady Yo mama's so fat, that she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit, or like We Can't Fit into anything, right? Yo mama's so ugly, the forever alone guy denied her friend request

[CHUCKLING] Fuck no! Yo mama's so hairy, she gots Afros on her nips -Can you dig it? -How disgusting! Yo mama's so fat, she is a map on "Call of Duty" Yo mama's so fat, when I pictured her in my head, she broke my neck -So, how did you break your neck again? -Just thinking about some fat mom Uh, oh, no, no, no, no, no

It's happening again [HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING NOISE] Yo mama's so fat, even Kirby can't eat her [HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING NOISE] -OK, he's pink and he does a lot a sucking Pretty gay -Don't you talk shit about Kirby

I don't care if he's pink He's frickin' bad ass Yo mama's so ugly, at the strip club, people pay her to keep her clothes on -How many ones should we throw? -That should be enough for a nice sweater Yo mama's so fat, her belly button get home 15 minutes before she does

[SCREAM] [CRASH] -Damn, I dig those rolls [SCREAM] -Yo mama's so stupid, when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death Oh, come on! Not next to the beef jerky Yo mama's so ugly, she's the reason why Sonic runs fast Yo mama's so poor, she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list

-Scram, lady, this is my garbage -Yo mama's so stupid, she threw water at the computer to put out a flame war I see Ray William Johnson's better than you Why make fun of him? No, he's not He's a short piece of shit

Blah, blahblah Ah, ah, ah Wa? Oh! Oh! Why? Yo mama's so fat, even Dora couldn't explora -Dora

-No me gusta Yo mama's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie [WOOKIE TRILLING] [WOOKIE TRILLING] [WOOKIE TRILLING] [WOOKIE TRILLING] [WOOKIE TRILLING] [WOOKIE TRILLING] -Jessie It's time to cook -Yeah

Fat stacks, yo [FART] [EXPLOSION] -Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV– [HEAVY FOOTSTEPS] –you missed the entire show Yo mama's so short, she committed suicide by jumping off the bed Oh, come on Those are $300

[SUCKING SOUND] [CHOMP] Yo mama's so old, her breast milk is p– p– p– powder [COUGH] Yo mama's so stupid, she returned a donut, because it had a hole in it Like holy shit, you're stupid Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, sorry, no professionals Yo mama's so stupid, she put paper on the TV and called it Paper View

That's really stupid of you Stop being so stupid Just stop Yo mama's so short, she can do back flips under the bed What's going on down there? You interrupted my dream where I was high-fiving Vin Diesel

He's my hero Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays "Mortal Kombat," [SINGING "MORTAL KOMBAT" THEME] Fight Scorpion said, "stay over there" -Ah! -Babality -Yo mama's so stupid, she's stopped at the stop sign and waited for it to say go

You're probably going to have to go pick her up It's raining She's staring at the sky She's probably going to drown Come on

Yo mama's so hairy, when she woke up, she found herself in a cage at the zoo You want a banana? You want a banana? Oh, god, she's escaped! Run! Yo mama's so fat, when it rains, she used the highway as a slip and slide You better have good insurance, bitch Yo mama's so ugly, the way neither Jacob nor Edward want her on their team Team Brody! Yeah! Yo mama's so stupid, she sold per car for gas money

Hey dummy, that's an electric car Yo mama's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind kids cry I'm pretty sure that's a hate crime Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Apple store to get a Big Mac

Yo mama's so ugly, Slender Man runs from her It's also the reason he has no eyes Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Blue Tooth She also tried to eat a Smurf Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish

-Swim, Nemo, my son, my special boy -Yo mama's so fat, when she just sat on a rainbow, she made Skittles Oh, God! Oh Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed the National Geographic in her bathroom -And over here, we see the brown back momma bathing

Bathing that stink away She's emerging She's emerging Shh, shh Be still

Clever girl Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car Seriously, lady? C– c– c– c– come on! What are you thinking? Yo mama's so stupid, she stays up all night trying to catch some sleep You'd– you'd– you'd think she'd pass out, but no No

Yo mama's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl Yeah! And the fat one brought cereal Yo mama's so stupid, she played got your nose with Voldemort [SCREAMING] Boo What, you got burned

Yo mama's so ugly, she needs a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her -Like, would you do it for a Scooby snack? -Ro, no Ra, hee, hee, hee -Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder And then she fell off

[CRASH] [CAR SCREECHING] Yo mama's so ugly, which she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out -Ah, fuck this I'm outta here -Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't fit in a yo mama video You know the dimensions are only 16 by nine, you know

You're too fat Yo mama's so fat, when she went out in a green bikini, everyone shouted, Godzilla! -Oh, come on, guys That's not Godzilla That's Godzilla's wife -Run

[MUSIC PLAYING]

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