MARK: "WITH ALL DUE RESPECT" TO DONALD TRUMP, THERE IS A NEW HAT IN TOWN ON OUR SHOW TONIGHT, DONNY EXCLAMATION POINT, THE DONALD AND DETROIT ANOTHER WEEK TO KICK OFF WITH ANOTHER NEW NATIONAL POLL SHOWING DONALD TRUMP WELL BEHIND HILLARY CLINTON CLINTON LEADS 46-34% IN A NEW MONMOUTH […]
The Philippines' President calls the United Nations "stupid" for criticizing his controversial strategy to combat crimes in the country President Rodrigo Duterte slammed the intergovernmental organization on Wednesday, Aug 17, at an event marking the 115th anniversary of the Philippine police force In his speech, delivered at the event attended […]
Hi, I'm Ian Dukes and this is the Stupid News This week Alaska Airlines made history by completing the first commercial flight where the plane was powered by wood chips Passengers were allowed to bring one carry on, one personal item, and one rack of ribs Famous physicist Stephen Hawking […]
It now appears that Hillary Clinton beat Donald Trump by over 2 million popular votes But you know what they say, winning isn't anything Hi I'm Ian Dukes, and this is the Stupid News During the presidential campaign, Obama, Romney, and the New York Times all fiercely criticized Donald Trump, […]
The 2017 grammy nominations are in and Beyonce received the most of anyone with an impressive total of nine Unfortunately due to the electoral process all grammys will go to Justin Bieber Hi I'm Ian Dukes and this is the Stupid News On Sunday a man with an assault rifle […]
Donald Trump continues to dispute the conclusion that Russia deliberately influenced the us election On one hand we have months of investigation that led to the consensus opinion of all 17 US intelligence agencies but on the other hand Trump makes a forceful counter-argument Trump says nah hi I'm Ian […]
I just killed haney I'm ducking and everything [God] did in the house I'm I got scared I dropped my hot pocket Can I ask you if you won all the money? What would you do with it? Bunch of hookers and cocaine Oh Okay, that's not good (laugh) We […]
This week the Electoral College convened and for the most part the Electors stayed faithful making Donald Trump our next president Wow, remember when you went to college and you totally failed a big test and it only felt like the end of the world? hi I'm Ian Dukes and […]
Today our 45th president took the oath of office, solemnly swearing to preserve protect and defend the Constitution of the United States And tonight Kellyanne will go on Fox and explain what he really meant Hi I'm Ian Dukes and this is the Stupid News After swearing-in today our new […]
Before his show was replaced by Tucker Carlson Tonight, longtime Fox News host Brit Hume filed in for Greta Van Susteren on On the Record after she abruptly left the network Since then, Hume has been quietly watching the current political scene in retirement When he heard US Senator Cory […]
