Stupid Game Show Answers – The Joke’s On You!

[SGSA theme music] [Audience finishes applauding] [Host]: I, Terry Arnell, maintain that meat prices are much too high Fortunately, I've hit on an ingenious, money-saving, palate-pleasing plan

Take for example my glorious beef stroganoff which the panel is eating now Not only is the meat in my stroganoff healthy and delicious but also very reasonable in price Get out of here! What is it? [Host]: Why? Because it's dog food! [Everyone laughs] [Audience applauds and cheers] [Contestant]: A vowel [Carol]: That is E [Contestant]: Another vowel

[Carol]: A vowelI [Contestant]: Consonant

[Carol]: [Screams] Oh! God! [Everyone laughs] There's somethingI'm asked from time to time whether I wear a hairpiece, erand I always joke and I say if I wore a hairpiece it would be a better one than this

Uh But I do I've never told you, I've never told

In 25 years? That I'm tired ofliving the lie Are you kidding me? And I'm gonna ask you to unveilI'm serious

If you reach and pull, you'll see No [Pat]: Yes

Really? [Screams repeatedly] [Audience laughs and applauds] I-I feel so free I feel now that you and I can relate as [Mouths]

in-in an honest way I-I've-I've never felthere, but you can keep this if you want I don't have to deal with this any I feel likeI mean, I could guess host Deal or No Deal now Goodnight! Happy April 1st, everybody! [Audience laughs] Bye! X gets the square! [Audience applauds] [Female contestant]: He cheated and looked at your card

I saw him looking at your card [Host]: Oh He looked back at your card Uh Why him look at your card? I didn't know the answer Uh No, wait just a minute [John]: Oh I saw him leaning back like this and looking at

Check, please! Oh [They argue] I hate you! [Audience laughs, applauds and cheers] [Audience]: April Fools, John! [Audience applause drowns out speech] [Ray]: Our survey said [Ding] [Audience applauds and cheers] [Family Feud theme music plays] Shh, sheverybody settle down Just bring her this way Don't let her look at the clock It's not looking good Glenda

There are a lot of number one answers there Your partner only came up with eighteen points You need 182 points for the $10,000 [Contestant]: OK [Ray]: Twenty seconds on the clock please

[Ding] Good luck There were Three Stooges Name, currently, his wife [Audience laughs] Quickly! I don't know [Ray]: What was the name of Little Lou Orphan Andy's dog? [Audience laughs] I don't know

[Ray]: Quickly, give me a number between three and five Four [Ray]: Name something you do when you're angry Cry [Ray]: Name a handsome game show host

You [Ray]: OK, turn around [Dinging noises] Look what your partner got! [Contestant screams] [Audience laughs] [Family Feud theme music plays] [SGSA theme music] [Audio is muted]

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