Todays stupid groan jokes

MusicHi, just a few stupid thoughts, gags and jokes for today, to brighten or darken your day Depending how you take them I watched a great film today with that actor, Terence Stamp

A fantastic actor First ClassHave you noticed how many passwords, user accounts, log-in codes and things you need to have for the different accounts You've got your bank account, your credit card account, your Netflix account, your Amazon account, your ebay account, your email, and they all have different passwords and user names and codes You're not supposed to write them down

You're supposed to memorise them, but don't use the same passwords and so on, on all of the sites Don't use easy to remember ones like pets names or your girlfriend's name or your kids names And so on So it's getting to the point now where youy don't log into your bank account, you hack into it It's just getting ridiculous

I went to a specialist dinner today for the Columbian Coffee Drinkers Appreciation Society I made a bit of a 'faux pas' though because I was wearing a T-shirt T-shirt Oh never mind Forget it

I went into a specialist lighting shop today, where all that they sell is spotlights All the time I was there, I felt I was beingshadowed Did you know there's a new event being added to the Scottish Highland Games It's wrestling the lid off a jar of Douwe Egberts Coffee Try it

And that's it for today, I'll try and see if I can think of something stupid to say tomorrow Bye(muisic plays out)

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