The 2017 grammy nominations are in and Beyonce received the most of anyone with an impressive total of nine Unfortunately due to the electoral process all grammys will go to Justin Bieber
Hi I'm Ian Dukes and this is the Stupid News On Sunday a man with an assault rifle entered a washington DC pizzeria chasing an Internet story that the restaurant was the home of a satanic Hillary Clinton child abuse cult Unfortunately this isn't the first time fake news drove a dangerous man to a place he shouldn't be This week Ikea announced its going to offer expanded parental leave to all of its workers Employees will be allowed to spend as much as six months lost in the kids furniture section
This weekend Panthers quarterback Cam Newton did not wear a tie on the team plane and because of that he wasn't allowed to start in Sunday's game reports say the decision to enforce the NFL's dress code came down from a snooty nineteen eighties maître D On Monday night Vice President Joe Biden told reporters he might just run for president in 2020 at the age of 78 Experts agree that to have a chance at that point either Biden or the Democratic Party will need an infusion of fresh blood Next year Amazon is planning to open new brick-and-mortar grocery stores with electronic sensors instead of cashiers – you just grab what you want and go No word yet whether Donald Trump expects a royalty
And now let's check in with the latest from the Street Beat Hi I'm Ian Dukes reporting for the Stupid News Street Beat Here in Florida authorities managed a messy rescue of a horse that sunk up to its neck in a filthy muck-filled swamp The owner told me he had been walking horse when something spooked it and it ran for Congress Back to you
Thanks Ian Finally, huge cracks have appeared in the antarctic ice sheet which may be telling us that it's about to undergo a catastrophic collapse However after looking at America the ice sheet said "don't mind me you've got bigger problems" And that's all the stupid news i can stand If you laughed let me know by liking this video, leave me a comment, or subscribe if you ever wondered what that feels like
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